You might Be A Police Officer’s Wife If...

You say at least a hundred times a day "Be quiet your dad is sleeping!!!!"

You have bullets and handcuffs sitting on your bathroom counter.

You've ever used the phrase "Can you please move your gun?? I have no room for my stuff on the dresser!"

You can reassemble a Kevlar vest faster than you can make a sandwich.

You've ever washed someone else's blood out of your husbands clothes and not asked questions.

Your laundry consists of 50 pairs of black socks and 30 white t-shirts.

If he calls you from work and suddenly says "Hang on a minute...Babe?.......silence...click.

You automatically choose to sit with your back to the door in a restaurant.

You've reminded him on more than one occasion that his personal car does not have lights and sirens.

You start identifying perps when you're in public.

You've found bullets in the washer and dryer.

When you're having an argument it turns into an investigation by him asking the same question, but in different words, to see if you say something different.

You have given up on planning dinner/breakfast/anything because more than likely he will be late.

You are far too familiar with the stench of sweaty Kevlar.

Your husband speaks in code (then I went to an 11-82...).

You celebrate holidays on the "wrong" day or at strange times.

When you're riding around with him off duty and he sees a car with one headlight, he reaches for his lights and begins to do a U-turn until he realizes he's in his personal car.

You have to make sure that every shirt you buy for him is long enough to cover his weapon off duty.

You have handcuffs hanging on your headboard and it's not for fun.

Your kid rides his bike around the neighborhood with a pen and tablet, writing down the plate's of all the expired tags so daddy can cite them.

You sleep alone, every other Mon., Tues.,etc....

When you see someone acting like an ass you know if it gets out of control your hubby can so take him.